Space Bulletins

Intergalactic Planetary’s Mandatory Recreational Video Activity Department wishes to inform you of the following changes in Space Disco Outlaw‘s Betelgeuse b update:

• Fine-tuned prism oscillator frequencies
• Re-painted radio room per Interplanetary Galactic Branding Bulletin #BA2626
• Recertified Clipjack Extender for approved slow-cadence amplification
• Updated Gjallarpork fulfillment policy to include Tier I benefits
• Reinstated missing keyboard authorization codes for Submit and Cancel
• Accelerated camera response during waves under Peripheral Hazard Awareness Standards
• Revised Quit procedure following several unintended total system evacuations
• Revised Starting Loadout selection and navigation due to Rookie Readiness complaints

If you are an Intergalactic Planetary employee and have not yet started to enjoy your Mandatory Recreational Video Activity, please proceed to the Distribution Portal to bring yourself into immediate compliance.